Dear Smirnoff, my love.

I know the bed is large and bouncy and wonderful for binkying on, and I'm in no way complaining that your happy. It's rather cute to watch you jumping around on my bed.

Just, please, not whilst I'm in it?

You see, you have this habit of landing on my head.

Also, please don't use the dog as a step-up/down onto and off the bed. He doesn't enjoy being jumped on.

Finally, can we please learn to use the litter box? Yes, you always go in the cage but cage =/= litterbox and it would be a lot easier to clean out if you learnt that.

Lots of love and head scratches,

Abigail